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Knives are the new forks

I found myself in quite a predicament today at the office for lunch.  I brought some tasty leftovers of chicken and pasta, and was looking forward to a high quality meal.  As the microwave counted down I realized that our small office kitchen was out of forks!  I proceeded to eat my entire lunch of chicken and pasta with nothing but a plastic knife.  The knife worked in a similar fashion to a fork and was able to effectively stab the chicken.  I was also able to the best of my ability twirl the pasta and carefully eat that as well.  We are so spoiled with these forks and spoons when all you need is a knife.  Thank you, Alanis Morissette.

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